As every competent catapult maker knows,  it takes a good breakfast to rearrange the molecules into a functioning machine.   Here is what has been powering our efforts these last several years.  Broccoli porridge surprise.

Invention of this culinary delight was the work of one  Mackenzie Powell.  Recipe as follows:

1 large head of broccoli,  whacked into largish chunks.

1 cup of 5 minute oatmeal

2 large home raised eggs

16 very hot chili peppers

1 tablespoon of olive oil

1 tablespoon of curry powder

1 teaspoon of salt

Microwave broccoli for 5 mins in dilapidated oven,   cook oatmeal over camp stove for 5 mins,  sautee chili peppers for 4 mins over medium flame and then fry eggs over-easy until firm.  Mix broccoli, oatmeal , curry powder and salt into homogeneous mass.   Plop eggs and chili peppers on top.  Pour glass of skim milk to act as fire retardant.  Consume on daily basis and turn into catapult.   Yum yum yum, yum, yum!

Post curry jubilation with Kenz & Co.

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