Sat 20 Aug, 2011
“What’s that thing Daddy?”
“Well daughter, that’s clearly a Mk. VIII ice skate.”
“How do you know that?”
“Because those holes in the end are obviously there to accommodate a pair of cross pins.”
“So?”
“So how else are you going to attach a double wrap of 1/16″ Kevlar webbing?”
………… “Daddy, do you have fat ankles?”
“The fattest.”