“What’s that thing Daddy?”

“Well daughter, that’s clearly a Mk. VIII¬† ice skate.”

“How do you know that?”

“Because those holes in the end are obviously there to accommodate a pair of cross pins.”

“So?”

“So how else are you going to attach a double wrap of 1/16″ Kevlar webbing?”

………… “Daddy,¬† do you have fat ankles?”

“The fattest.”

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